What is the definition of Returned Body Enhancing Protective Liquid?

Ah, the 'eturned body enhancing protective liquid' - a phrase so absurd it could make a slapstick comedian blush! Imagine a body that's been in a superhero battle, dodging bullets and saving the day, then somehow magically returns to its pre-war state, drenched in some kind of miracle liquid that promises to make you look like a walking, talking superhero in high school gym class.

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Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The body returning from its post-apocalyptic superhero training returned to my office with the most embarrassing 'uperhero' mishap - a perfectly preserved, albeit slightly discolored, superhero cap."